placatory:

when you overhear someone telling a story all wrong when you know the whole truth

(via andrewquo)

yongmuney:

my left hand cant do anything right

(via orgasmic-humor)

adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via mike-wazowcheese)

ryanvallejo:

the tumblr gods have come together for this post

ryanvallejo:

the tumblr gods have come together for this post

(Source: godlegos, via thats-fergalicious)

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via laceyis2fab)

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

(via amoying)

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

(via bronchititties)