goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(via done)

sorry:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

(Source: sorry, via succeeding)

lindsaylohoean:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you get the fuck out because im trying to sleep ok thanks

(via nakyd)

(Source: memewhore, via firefoxed)

Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
Senior: I don't know.
Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

(Source: illkim, via grilllz)

(Source: poptarter, via succeeding)

lindsaylohoean:

2015 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in 

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via done)

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

image

(Source: f0xyshy, via nickiminajvevo)

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

(via perks-of-being-chinese)