urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(Source: urbancatfitters, via lolsomeone-actually)

parasiticteddybear:

when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with

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(Source: incandescent-teddy-bear, via hotboyproblems)

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via look-at-rin)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via lolsomeone-actually)

gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.

(via succeeding)

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via worsting)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via donutgiveafuck)

idkea:

i bet tumblr staff uses xkit

(via succeeding)

(Source: unp, via trueclit)

miketooch: