wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

(via delightfulgiraffe)

I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

(via bruisedbod1es)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

(via crystallized-teardrops)

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via gucci-maane)

mattressblowoutsale:

FUCK WATER

(Source: corpsepose, via taylulz)

shouldnt:

when your parents ask where all the cookies in the house went

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(via onlylolgifs)

tarynel:

magnacarterholygrail:

msjenai:

Leaving this here…



Oop

tarynel:

magnacarterholygrail:

msjenai:

Leaving this here…

Oop

(via 1plus1chainz)

getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

(via laceyis2fab)

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?